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Smelly Queef Trumpet

a deragatory term for a woman's private region, and/or a woman herself, whose vagina (1) smells of moldy fish and (2) queefs so much that a group of said vaginas could replace the trumpet section of a standard orchestra.
ex girlfriends, girls from your friends one-night stand hook-up stories, girls from stories from kids you really don't consider your friends and you know are just making up stories that they hook up with girls when in real life they are probably still virgins.

*Note: Juno and Lindsay Lohan (before her crack stage) are IN NO WAY Smelly Queef Trumpets.
by Myles aka "Fort Knox" May 9, 2008
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Georgia O'Queef

A girl who is so loose that everytime a penis or phallic object enters her vagina she rips a queef; hence the name; Georgia O'Queef.
George: Jenna is so hot...

Drew: Don't bang her though, she's a real Georgia O'Queef.
by that.boy.is.a.monster February 25, 2010
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Man queef

When yo dick fart bruh
Bruh did yo ass man queef while you fucked my ass
by Yuungjforever April 20, 2020
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Queef Bag

A bag that is traditionally passed around a camp fire and queefed in. Once the bag has reached all of the campers it is then recirculated and inhaled by all the producers.(Mostly Girls Scouts)
by Caleb Pizzle May 20, 2003
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Queef

Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts!! :-D
by Chevy July 5, 2003
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Queef Licker

Some one who's fetish is that of the taste of vaginal farts (a.k.a. queefs).
"Gentleman": Oohhh babbbbby lubba licka queef fo me!!!

Stripper (With smokers voice): When do I get paid? Wait, are ya'll some kinda queef licker?
by Dog Fijs March 23, 2011
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Queef Sucker

Queef: n. Similar to a fart. generally happens by women after having sex, the vagina will release air which has been pumped into the woman during intercourse. Can also happen to men involved in homosexual intercourse. The male variety is generally smelly and unpleasant. Either way, it usually becomes humorous.

Sucker: n. One who sucks, or inhales. Sucking is the practice of attemping to taking in air, liquid, etc. via a persons mouth.

Queef Sucker... put the two definitions above together.
After I had rammed her for an hour and had finished the deed, I pulled out and she queefed nonstop for the next 5 minutes, it was hillarious!
by Queefer February 8, 2004
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