puppy dog cute

(Adj.) When a person is soo cute that you just want to cuddle with him/her like a little puppy.

Dana is so puppy dog cute; I'd cuddle with him, but I'd never do him.

by yograndmasmoma July 21, 2010

puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

puppy love

a type of love in which ppl think they are in love... they're not...

(having sex)...

girl- I love you!
boy- i love you more!

two weeks later
(to friends)

girl-he really broke my heart...
boy- she was just stupid...

girl- i like someone else now...
boy- check out that hottie...

(that was an example of puppy love lol)

by ashbug199616093384 June 21, 2009

Lost Puppy Syndrome

One who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.

A person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.

Jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. She thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.

by thebirdandthebee April 26, 2011

kill a puppy

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.

"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."

by A Farkette November 18, 2002

puppet love

The act of having sex with a hand puppet, or a stuffed doll. In order to get the full effect of puppet love, it is recommended that an arm swimmie or other small inflatable device be put into the hand puppets hole to simulate a real human being. Puppet love is, in most cases, an act of sheer desperation to penetrate any object that will not mock the person doing the action.

Yo that kids got mad puppet love. I heard he fucked a barney doll last night.

by Sebastion Pico July 16, 2008

Chinese puppetry

This is the abbreviated term which accuses Democrats of being unduly influenced by the Chinese.

Joe has revived the art of Chinese puppetry!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021