purple patch

A period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite sex find you more attractive than usual

"Dude, Ugly Dave got laid 3 times this week!, he's defo going through a purple patch!"

by Greenall January 21, 2009

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Purple Buffalo

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one-upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

by K_good April 29, 2008

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purple wristband

An Australian moniker for the under-aged at music festivals. Refers to the purple wristband they must wear to identify them as under-aged and unable to buy alcohol. Most often attractive females and commonly associated with seedy old (and young) men creeping nearby.

Oi, look at that purple wristband", "Where?", "You bloody creep!

by noishdog December 6, 2010

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purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps

Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.

by chubbyninja December 14, 2016

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Purple Bobcats

The definiton is literally in the name. Its a purple bobcat. Also Kaelynn weber told me to do this

Kaelynn: Write a defintion about purple bobcats
Nick: uhhh ok

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 31, 2020

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Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.

"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."

by T3hTool August 19, 2011

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