Preston High School

Also known as the whores by the shore or the preston prostitutes, Preston has a good view and is full of girls that will call you on your bs. They all date salesian guys bc they wanna look cute w. the blue hoodies and most girls have daddy issues.

Guy 1: Ah shes cute
Guy 2: Nah bro, she goes to Preston High School

by j234tyo March 11, 2019

Preston

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is kind, funny, handsome, smart, and caring. He values his friends and family over everything and would do just about anything for them. He can be goofy at times but he also knows when to be serious. Preston has gorgeous blue eyes, perfect lips for kissing, and the cutest dimples in his cheeks when he smiles. He also gives the best hugs and is a great cuddle buddy. When your with Preston you won’t wanna leave and if your away from him more than one second your heart will ache for him. His big heart and outgoing personality makes him easy to fall for. If you find a Preston, don’t ever let him go.....

“Wow is that a Preston? He’s such an amazing guy!”

by DeMartinec August 11, 2019

Preston

Preston is someone who can make you smile no matter what happen. He’s gonna be there for you even when you don’t want him. He has dark hair with almost black eyes and is the most amazing person to live on earth. Treat him right or I’ll beat you up! Preston is someone who is sweet and kind, has a hard time opening up but just wait a while... preston wants cuddles and walk around. Preston is the love of my life

Preston is someone you can marry

by Duckiesareawesome July 31, 2020

prestonfp

Prestonfp is a very famous tik toker they are very amzing and everyone loves them

“Do you follow prestonfp” “of course they are so famous”

by FuzzyN June 28, 2021

Pull a John Preston

Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.

An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.

"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"

"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."

"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"

by Yeret February 9, 2015

Prestige

Masturbation that often occurs while playing FPS video games at night, seeing/being in the presence of potatoes, or hearing the name Perry

Gary: *Playing MW3* "I prestige every night!"
Mark: "DUDE! I DO TOO! Just yesterday, I saw a picture of a potato and named it Perry."

by Lord Nicoldemort December 9, 2012

Preston

Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.

It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late!

I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!

by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014