PAEDOWND

Slipping a length to a fifteen year old. Allegedly the word hails from Scotland

Metal Hammer user - Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

Paedihorse

A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.

Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.

by Softy McJubejube August 27, 2007

paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers

1 of 3 now notorious ud PEDOPHILES:

author The Fury 13 ,

author Judge dredd7 ,

author Deep blue 2012

Find their CHILD ABUSING definitions and have them deleted

those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers discovered in June 2013

by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013

Paedophile

Rachelanne Ryan.

She likes children, cause she's a paedophile.

by ledgebag2k11 December 31, 2011

Paveway

An american made laser guided bomb attached to the Mk-80 series unguided bombs.

The F-16C lifted off from Gunsan with two 2000-lbs Paveways under its wings.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

paedangdang

the sexual organ of a male organism

i want to lick your paedangdang

by ampferny December 22, 2009

Pavement Paralysis

The inability to walk along the street without prevention

By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!

by Littlespud October 6, 2011