owned

to prove someone wrong or insult them in a way they can't comeback

'your stupid' said bob 'well at least i aren't retarded' replied steve!

( steve just owned bob )

by !"£ March 28, 2009

passive aggressive owning

to own in a passive aggressive fashion

during HQ gameplay in COD4, your team captures the HQ till around 200 points then farm kills for the rest of the round before capturing the HQ once more to claim the win.

Player 1: You guys are faggots!
Player 2: Crab-cock.
Player 3: Passive aggressive owning, dude.

by Wesley Sakamoto February 21, 2008

Owned

Have possession over something or someone.

The New Orleans Saints and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers owns the Chicago Bears. I own the Bears, they are my b-----s.

by Saints October 12, 2003

owned

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

by KR+HC January 11, 2010

IS200 Owner

They think the car is unreal, when it's really just an overrated shit box...... Really it's a cheap man's altezza. And they're not jap either. I mean a Micra would be a better car and that's a fucking terrible car

IS200 Owners who think the car is brilliant

by dylannacey April 9, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

power owned

to be owned in a video game with authority. can be abbreviated to p'wned, or powned, or pwned.

you just got power owned by my laser rifle!

by Al Downes October 31, 2006