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A nicer less aggressive way of saying 'owned'.
ownies (c)2000 fear.uk
ownies by Steven Timms May 17, 2003
Words you can keep
Someone who does not claim any religion, practice or believe; but finds truth in them all
I am an omniest my believe is neutral
omniest by Inf-action November 29, 2016
1. a festival of being owned
2. jotalia's life
3. the ending of being owned e.g. graduating chemical engineering from the university of michigan alive and mental/physical health relatively intact
Jordan: My life is an ownfest

Get pumped: ChE Senior Bar Crawl 2010 was the ownfest of the century!
ownfest by chemegoddess April 24, 2010
Own-Ism 1. A passion for owning. 2. The deliberate defeating of an opponent. 3. Owning without remorse.
The Spartan's showed pure ownism against the Persians.
Ownism by Ownism Clan™ June 29, 2008
ownist (n) a person who believes that s/he alone decides his/her circumstances and fate, and that if there is any entity that deserves complete trust, it is that voice which dwells within; an all-knowing and entirely dependable strength.
Jane/John never turns to God or other external sources for guidance. S/he relies on her/his own voice, is a true ownist.
ownist by Andybrew April 11, 2010

Ownie McOwn 

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.
Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
Ownie McOwn by B money April 30, 2004
A parody of the hit TV show "Scarred"
On MTV
Omg! have you been to youtube and seen owies?

that parody of scarred is hilarious!
Owies by Namino Neitou Sama September 5, 2007
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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