Neil

Skinny white boy with a small ass dick and has glasses and will never get a girl at all and will be lonely forever

That man is such a Neil

by Landonj58 November 3, 2020

Neil

A person that enjoys snitching on his neighbours for no personal gain or vandetta.

He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.

by DirtyBirdBerkis September 1, 2019

Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’

Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow

by Owen Webber March 14, 2022

Neil basten

A general noncy person

You are a Neil basten

by Chienevbruv June 4, 2018

neil

a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis

all the girls want a neil of there own

by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023

neil

the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.

person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil

by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025

Neil

Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.

Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"

by xXxKittyCatxXx January 22, 2022