jirby aka j-mix

A bass player from the STL. A former member of Sunny's Funeral, but left the band after Sunny's wake. Enjoys doing many things including hitting on girls at christian music festivals and leapfrogging over sweaty guys to catch frisbees. Currently in a band, but I don't know the name of it, so I will call it the Cute Baby Seals band. The Cute Baby Seals band specializes in endangered seal awareness and rocking you until your balls turn blue and your eyes bleed.

Andrew: Paul, that african-american jirby is really cute.

Paul: Yea, maybe u should go talk to jirby aka j-mix.

Andrew: Thanks for pep talk, I will go talk to him now!!!

Paul: I always knew you were a homo!!! u homo!!!

Andrew than goes and rapes the sh*t out of paul and puts him in his freezer.

jirby aka j-mix by whytehaze August 4, 2008

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wintry mix

When you ejaculate on a girl's face with a combination of piss and semen.

So i was about to cum on Carly's face and little did she know the weather prediction was a wintry mix.

wintry mix by supmannothinchillin February 6, 2009

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Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix

One of the greatest hits of all time, Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol 1 Vol 2 Full Soundtrack is a banger of a playlist. An anthology so genially put together that a throwback to the eighties is inevitable, leaving you wishing for a Vol3.

Have you ever listened to Guardians of the Galaxy awesome mix? You have no idea what you are missing out on, mate! Go check it out!

Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix by kikolote2 May 4, 2021

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Hamster Mix

Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.

All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again

Hamster Mix by Malicious Content December 24, 2005