Definitions by D&G17

Pokey bum time 

A game involving poking each other in the bum.

“Kelly-Anne chases george around the house poking his bum. George doesn’t try to get away because george enjoys pokey bum time.”

Pokey bum time by D&G17 July 17, 2019

The mix up 

When your girlfriend does a stinky fart whilst entertaining her pussy and it instantly ends the fun.

Gary is eating Debra’s pussy and Debra does a Stinky fart and instantly ends the fun. The Mix Up
“bloody hell Debbie that’s disgusting”

The mix up by D&G17 November 3, 2018

Poohoop 

A variation of Anus

The Anus is the hole in the middle of your buttocks.

When you poo or fart, you're using your anus.

Gary is feeling horny, so he asks Debra “Can I put my penis in your poohoop”

If the river runs red take the poohoop instead

Poohoop by D&G17 November 1, 2018