youth minister

An awesome person that guides teens through life's choices, while leading them to a saving relationship with Jesus. He also most likely has a beard, and loves pizza. Somehow, even though he's average looking, he has a smoking wife/girlfriend. Where do they get these women? So hot, so not fair. I'm going to be a youth minister when I grow up. Fo sho.

That youth minister, he's so holy...why is his wife so hot?

by sickdudesick February 19, 2015

Minimod

a stupid d2jsp term that kids use for a "diss" to describe somebody who likes to help.

Man that fucking minimod is annoying me with all the help he's giving.

by idiotuseast October 24, 2007

Miniserious

a short but serious conversation with someone.

I had a miniserious with Joyce to be sure her dad was ok.

by JJwhite October 2, 2009

The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

Minish

Approximate estimation of the amount of minutes.
In about this (#) many minutes.

I'll pick you up in 8 minish.
He beat the champ in the second round. The whole fight must of lasted 6 minish.

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by VANCITY FREDDY March 24, 2010

Minimizer

A word that describes the chemical effect cold water has on the penis.

Gee bob this pool water is really cold, i wonder if my penis has become minimized. Please do check.

by TRR June 3, 2003

minimoogle

fat

One time, I took a poop, and my poop was all bloody.

by poopyblood November 1, 2003