An awesome person that guides teens through life's choices, while leading them to a saving relationship with Jesus. He also most likely has a beard, and loves pizza. Somehow, even though he's average looking, he has a smoking wife/girlfriend. Where do they get these women? So hot, so not fair. I'm going to be a youth minister when I grow up. Fo sho.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods