Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time
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A generic, genderless possessive pronoun in place of 'hers' and 'his'
See also 'mer', 'ee', and 'merself'
A generic, genderless possessive pronoun in place of 'hers' and 'his'
See also 'mer', 'ee', and 'merself'
by AqAq May 7, 2018
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Where the DOD finds out if you can lie well enough to be a soldier.
The bane of recruiters.
Commonly referred to as a singular entity instead of a location or organization, although not always.
The gateway to the green pastures of war.
Where the DOD finds out if you can lie well enough to be a soldier.
The bane of recruiters.
Commonly referred to as a singular entity instead of a location or organization, although not always.
The gateway to the green pastures of war.
"Man, I had to tell MEPS that I had chicken pox when I was three or else they were going to arrest me!"
by Grren February 26, 2018
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Pronounced : mUR - p
Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”
- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”
- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
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