belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.
Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?
by christian holmes April 19, 2007
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Welfare check makers

Big fuzzy overused balls put into action just to get another check,cause you know after 5 kids your wifes meat wallet be droopin like a yo-yo.
Awwww son! I'm gettin me an 84 Cutlass since I got the ol' Welfare Check Makers cranked up again.
by Swifty Cumberdale December 26, 2007
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the pizza maker

Just before a person has to excret feces, someone else dumps a bag or mottzerella cheese into their asshole, lays down, opens their mouth, and gets feces and cheese put into their mouth.
JIM: "What's ur favorite sex game?"
MATT: "I like the pizza maker."
by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
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Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
by ch1nk123 December 02, 2013
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Pennsylvania Pizza Maker

Verb: the act of having a partner lick your gooch, you then close your legs and fart. Making them suffer in the stench
Leroy preformed the Pennsylvania Pizza Maker on Britney. Unfortunately, she pooped a little.
by Sklennnaaj February 16, 2011
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pace maker

means to have sex at a very slow rate
dude elanor had pace maker last night
by wanna horndog May 07, 2005
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noodle maker

A dirty Italian who eats a lot of pasta. Generally very hairy and overweight, possibly smells of alcohol. Most likely drinks.
"Shave your armpits, you stupid noodle maker!"
by spesh March 16, 2004
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