Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

Duvan Mic

When your microphone sounds like it's both lodged in your throat and like it's been thrown across the room.

Jim: Hey can you guys hear me?
Bill: You've got a Duvan Mic man.

by Pyrotechnica September 11, 2021

Mic

The funnier person you will ever know

J: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know”

“Funniest”
E: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know too”
J: “Stfu”

by Michael with an A December 16, 2021

Adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them

guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

adams mic

a shit headset bought at the back of popeyes that make all your friends yell at you over playstation

friend:hey you wanna buy adams mic?
me: no that shit sounds like a paper rustling over an avalanche

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Mic Of Her Boob

The nipple of a female breast.

The woman let the man put his mouth on her nipple like it was the mic of her boob.

by pizzacutter24 February 14, 2017