Hetro loser

n. 1. a word gay people use to insult straight people.

2. Someone that is not gay friendly/lame/unattractive/unable to dance.

Some gay friendly straight people in Sydney also use it as derogatory term to stop the gay bully behavior such as calling gay people faggot, the aim is to promote gay friendliness around the world.

Hetro Loser: Watch how those faggots dance.

Gay man: You mad cos I'm a hot dancer and you're a fat wall flower? You hetro loser!!

After being a jerk to the gay man this man is hitting on a girl.

Hetro loser: Hey hottie! Can I take you home tonight?

Straight Girl: Fuck off you hetro loser!!

by Delinger March 12, 2011

loser stuck

When you or someone else gets so stuck in the mud/dirt/clay you dont think its ever going to come back out. Quite often you need multiple pieces of equipment or something 5x it's size to pull you out

I got my fourwheeler loser stuck the other day, had to bring down a 4x4 tractor to get it out of the mud. 2 atv's with winches couldnt even get it out ; it was loser stuck

by rangermaxx July 8, 2011

Myspace Loser

A person whose social life exists only on Myspace. They will log onto the site many times a day looking to give or receive "Friend Invites," or to leave or read comments by their "friends."

"We where dating, but I guess she couldn't fit me between her frequent visits to Myspace. Her own brother told me she was a Myspace Loser."

by ThomasM April 11, 2008

lowermybills.com

A mortgage company whose Internet ads are so annoying, intrusive, some almost criminally insane, that they actually produce the opposite effect of what they are meant to accomplish: loss of business and customers.

Person 1: When I go to Yahoo, I sometimes have to refresh the page 4 or 5 times before I can concentrate.
Person 2: Must be those ads from lowermybills.com.
Person 1: Right! From ugly 30-foot-long dogs, to sexually explicit animations, to irritating dancing silhouttes, I just want to make one animation with all their ad designers being blown off a cliff.

by Boxcar Bob November 23, 2006

butt-sucking loser

someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug, such as nicotine, from the smoke.

quit smoking so as to not be such a butt-sucking loser.

by chuckybubbles August 4, 2011

loser birds

When you are up all night to the point of hearing the morning birds chirping. Most of the time it is from drinking or drugs.

Man I partied all night until I heard the loser birds

by jlion31685 September 30, 2011

Rust Belt Loser

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.

The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."

by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008