That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!
Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*
by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019
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When a straight girl claims to be extremely supportive of the LGBTQ + community, but only for extremely stereotypical gay men, using phrases like “omg, yasss queen!” and “get it gurlll!”. The second a lesbian or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community is brought up, they become weirdly quiet and mildly skeptical.
When a straight girl displays the stage 3 symptoms of Straight Girl Syndrome

Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss

Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police
by violetgirl7 April 28, 2020
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When a lesbian gets a crush on a straight girl. The term is usually associated with frustration and unsatisfied longing.
I know Kathy isn't a lesbian like me, but I can't stop fantasizing about her. I've got a bad straight girl crush.
by John Hoff April 19, 2008
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Identical to genuine flirting, straight girl flirting is the casual intimacy between two female friends that heterosexual women find normal, but is torture for any bisexual or lesbian women who end up attracted to them.
Is Sadie gay or not? She keeps touching my hair and giggling but I think she's just straight girl flirting
by Alex the Tired Lesbian September 02, 2017
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literally the worst thing to ever happen to a gay girl. a heartbreaking soul crushing feeling that will leave you feeling broken.
today i developed my 286th straight girl crush.
by bobjewlz November 06, 2019
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Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.

It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.
"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend

three weeks later

"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"

"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend
by Marie Nicole November 12, 2011
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1. When a heterosexual female has a crush on another female, who is often, but not always, in the media. Often platonic in nature.

2. Can also sometimes refer to when a bisexual or lesbian woman has a crush on a straight girl.
1. Jamie had a straight-girl crush on Hillary Clinton, but got over it quickly.

2. Poor Taryn always seems to be recovering from a straight-girl crush.
by Tarynn May 19, 2008
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