Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016

Lift Support

A helping hand in a broken down lift when needing a wee but unfortunately have broken both arms OR wrists . The helper holds the injured parties penis and aims into a bottle so the injured party does not wee down his jeans.

Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for four hours after a drinking session in the local watering hole. Matt had broken both wrists due to excessive masturbation sessions. Matt needed a wee but due to his injuries he could not perform the simple task of removing his member from his jeans. Andrey offered 'Lift Support' and Matt readily accepted. Andrey expertly removed Matt's member and aimed it into the almost empty Fanta bottle, he only slipped and sprayed Matt's urine against the glass lift door once! Excellent lift support!

by iftheshoefitsIsxcsxcsxcsxcascx June 4, 2018

LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

lifting lips

This is the act of smiling with someone who is making you smile - YES making you smile for you can't do anything about it, as this person makes you happy to be alive. This person is smiling in return as well.

Tanner and Elsa spent the better part of the day lifting lips with one another. It would not be too long before they were locking lips, swapping spit, or generally harmless necking and harvesting hickeys.

by von groovy July 10, 2024

Lift a finger

Eat a bag of fat, floppy donkey dicks.

Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Science Based Lifting

Science-based lifting refers to a training approach that emphasizes using scientific principles and research findings to optimize workout routines, nutrition, and recovery.

Gymbro 1 - "Yo bro, you tryna do some keenan flaps?"
Gymbro 2 - " Get this science based lifting snot out of my face"

by sciencebasedlifter June 3, 2025

Cork Lift

When a girl lifts a mans dick up, with her ass.

Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.

by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009