Knobbing-Off

The act of male masturbation.

I feel like knobbing-off

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

knob chedder

the lovely present left at the end of ur knob after a wank and ur too lazy 2 clean up..!!

adam

steve: why is your knob covered in knob cheese ( or knob chedder) ?

adam: oh yes i often wank and do not clean up in case i have too buy new tissues

by fillopean fart June 2, 2009

fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013

knob jam

when a man slams a door onto his erect penis in order to make it flaccid.

Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

jack knob

douche lord, jack off, fat fuck, shit eater, someone who is an overall rude ass

He called you a 9? What a jack knob!

by madsandtins January 2, 2015

Knob Twisters

girls that fuck DJ's

A: What is the equivalence to a chuckle-fucker in the DJ scene?
B: DJ Hoe?
C: I've been told their called Knob Twisters
GROUP: lulz

by @Notjoesantiago November 25, 2014

knob dicker

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

Damnit andrew, you're being a knob dicker. quit playing with my sterio.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003