Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious

Adam you’re such a Jake

by esplash30 January 2, 2019

Jake

A dick who is addicted to Fortnite Battle Royale

I hate Jake.He baited me.

by Fortnite dick January 5, 2019

Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart

Jake is like my ride or die

by Lilly’s life February 16, 2019

Jake

Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!

Jake is my best friend

by Jake bsf June 2, 2018