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Jager

Because dumb asses don't know what Jager means, jager-miester means hunt-master and is a moderately alcoholic drink

Jager means hunt as miester means master, jager does not mean yack or cough syrup
Der Panzerjäger schlug die Churchhill ii aus=That tank hunter knocked out the churchhill ii
Or
Holy Sh-- did you see hienrich down that whole bottle of jager?
by DasJager January 22, 2017
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jalex

A girl who dresses in latex.

Latex is her fetish.
She does this in secret, but will often use it to tease a selected few.

A jalex looks good in latex and knows it!

When trying to picture a jalex, think of Hermione Granger dressed as Catwoman.
"That girl is wild, bet shes a jalex."

"I gotta hit that man, i can swear shes a jalex and its hot!"

"she's playing all hard-to-get, but i bet she really is a jalex"
by Harry Pizzle October 7, 2009
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Jagermeister

Jagermeister is actually a German LIQOUR not a Liqeur It is imported from germany where they add carmel coloring. It is often mixed with stag blood in Germany the original color of Jagermeister is Clear. Commonly in the US mixed with either RedBull or Beer. also see jager
When I went to Germany I had Jagermeister that tasted nothing like the american version.
by RT the tank April 9, 2006
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jager bomb

Making out with IBDA(no number) while intoxicated.
I sure did a lot of jager bombs last night, those things are the devil!
by Paterfamilias June 24, 2003
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Jager Nuts

The aggressive inflation of a Man's testicles. This is most commonly caused by the discontinuation of his self-prescribed Adderall. On occasion, the inflammation of the testicles does not cease until they have expanded to the size of tennis balls.
Person #1 "Dude, my dick is so huge right now. I didn't take my Adderall today."

Person #2 "Oh sick, you have Jager Nuts? My cousin had those once. He ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! They ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with Jager juice.
by Lowell Jeitsema July 17, 2010
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Jamexico

coutry in which all citizens are required to smoke pot and do other sick shit. Nationality of its ppl consist of half Mexican half Jamaican. They are often called Jamexicans.
Sean Paul is such a Jamexican, he should go back to Jamexico.
by bob taco May 1, 2006
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jamexican

Also known as "ethnically challeneged," people like this have 2 foot cocks, as well as foreheads that are beyond the norm, becoming "Five-Heads." Tendency to hate white folk, and make fun of any other ethnicity with disregard to his/her own real color.
One example is a Skinny Whiteboy who runs Cross country, others are not as well known, but tend to exhibit good grades and asshole-like personalities.
by RastaKhan December 11, 2004
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