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To get cut off just when your expectations are the highest. Something you get used to once you've been playing the games of Jagex like Runescape/ War or Legends etc
Dude 1: I was with that bird last night, we flirted a lot, she nibbled at my ears, I spent a load of money on her and drove her home - but then when we got back to her place she shut the door on me! :s

Dude 2: Bro you got Jagex'd.

Dude 1: Yeah she did say she was a developer at Jagex
Jagex'd by Pseudip July 20, 2011
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The art of "Fixing" something that didn't need fixing and in the process breaking something completely different.
Jagex: *Patches something*
Runescape: *An entire server gets broken*

Guy: Wow Runescape really got Jagex'd
Jagex'd by elew2 August 19, 2022

Jager Donk

When someone has a big booty from drinking so much Jagermeister
Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap
Jager Donk by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021

Jager Drop 

Like a Jager Bomb, except the shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a cup of energy drink from a height of at least one story.
Alex: Do you want to do a Jager Bomb?

Andrew: Drop the shot down to me out of the third floor window. JAGER DROP!
Jager Drop by Joe da Fro July 6, 2012

Jager Dew 

An alcoholic drink made by mixing Jägermeister and the popular soda drink Mountain Dew.

Pronounced "yay-ger dew" or in many drunken occasions "jay-ger dew".

Made popular by the students at UAlbany.

"Yo I brought the Mountain Dew"
"Sweet I got the Jager"
"JAGER DEW!"
"mountain bombs?"
Jager Dew by Listen dude October 25, 2007

jager dick 

Drinking so much Jagermeister that you start having conversations with your penis. Same results as whiskey dick.
I don't have whiskey dick, I have Jager dick.
You're not coming out tonight.(pointing to penis)
jager dick by danny ho May 20, 2007

Jager-Dom's 

A jager Bomb but instead of using Red Bull or other energy drink substitute with Dom Perigon Champagne. Class it up!
Chewie is so freaking rich he drinks Jager-Dom's at the club
Jager-Dom's by Mike12345678 December 2, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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