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Holy Shit! 

Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
Holy Shit! by TenInchPlaya October 9, 2006

holy shit balls batman 

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
holy shit balls batman by zack milf December 14, 2011

holy poop 

the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddy or yo momma or someone of that species...
Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework worth 85% of your grade is due now!

You: Holy shi--Holy poop!
holy poop by animedude April 26, 2004

holy moley 

Phrase used when surprised. Usually used by neatos. Similiar to "Oh my gosh!" Derived from "holy crap!"
Holy moley! I think I love Joe!!!
holy moley by Jess September 13, 2004

Holy Jeez 

Something used as a filler for when you are about to yell "Holy Shit!" but it's the wrong time or place to do so.
At a wedding...
Brosef Numbero Uno (whispers): "Dude, that cake looks like a dick"

Brosef Numbero Dos: "HOLY... JEEZ"

Brosef Numbero Uno: "Really, Holy Jeez?"
Holy Jeez by BillCosby'sBrother February 20, 2011

Holy Shit Fuck 

Exactly like holy shit, just with one more word. And its cooler. A Karl Martinson original.
Holy shit fuck, Karl! Gimmie back my dollar!
Holy Shit Fuck by I am a liar January 6, 2008