haxmonkey

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

by Alway11 May 7, 2007

haxeh

Fear his hacking like abilities, he is truly your master, DO NOT CROSS HIS PATH. Also possess an intimidating devlish smile and charismatic charm. You are _not_ worthy.

(18:19:53) (@haxeh) lol

by the preacher June 2, 2003

haxxy

Something which could only be performed by somebody performing the equivalent task in real life as "Hacking the Matrix"

Mr. Fu: "Omg! He killed me!"
Ms. Bar: "How haxxy! :S"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

haxxaw

A large saw used by hackers to cut apart computers containing incriminating information, often before microwaving the hard drive to completely destroy all evidence of their hacking.

Billy: Look Fred, here come the feds up to your house.

Fred: Better get out my haxxaw and microwave my hard drive then.

by Bob Boberty June 13, 2005

Elite Haxzor

Also known as "1337 Haxzor". The term is used in gaming when one Hacks a game and uses the hack to their benifits. In other words, they cheat. This is also known as Glitching.

Guy 1:"That son of a bitch is glitching!"
Guy 2:"Yeah man. He's an Elite Haxzor."

by Skilldo Mcdilldo December 20, 2008

haxx0rs

Name used to parody script-kiddie "hackers"

Script Kiddie: I am so 1337
Bob: rofl, bet he haxx0rs using sub7
Script Kiddie: Yeah, its w00t

by Joshtek July 1, 2003

hax0r

A 1337 dude who can fuxor your boxen.

Man that d00d is a 1337 hax0r

by BlackHawk May 9, 2003