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Greek God Of Hair 

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.
"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"
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greek funeral 

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.
The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.
greek funeral by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

greek belt 

A person from Greek Life can earn their Greek belt by sleeping with one member from each organization of their sexual attraction.
Marie earned her Greek belt last semester after sleeping with a guy from every fraternity on campus.

Connor earned his Greek belt last semester after sleeping with a girl from every sorority on campus.
greek belt by CarrotCake_Boi99 March 1, 2020

Greek Oregano 

"What did you put in your Spaghetti Bolognese, it's very moreish?"

"Oh, you know just a teenth of Greek Oregano"
Greek Oregano by Twisk September 19, 2020

Greek Selenators 

Greek Selenators, are the best on Stan Twitter, they love Selena and want the best for her
Greek Selenators Are the best people on earth
Greek Selenators by James⁴ October 16, 2020

Greek statistics 

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading
Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics
Greek statistics by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

Greek mother 

A vicious monster that has a powerful weapon called the pantofla and it's looking for lazy kids that don't eat their fasolakia
Eat your food or the greek mother will come and kick your ass