firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

finine

Perfect

Wow, what a finine discovery

by Urpsycho11 May 4, 2016

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

fixing word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickins.

Person 1: Sh*t that hurt.
Person 2: That's not polite use a fixing word so you don't get my miscket grabbers.

by Cool Roblox June 6, 2017

Fiening for the scab

Ones desire towards a shitty object. Wanting something that is the lowest of the low

Dylan jerked off Parker for $20. He is fiening for the scab.

by DeshandreGreen May 7, 2018

Finging

The action of playing with someone’s fingers but not calling it fingering in order to avoid wrong interpretations

“Darrel is playing with my fingers”
“So he’s fingering you?”
“No he’d finging me”

by tentacion.xotwof July 4, 2018