destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"

destructions by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008

weapons of mass distraction 

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

weapons of mass distraction by wackomenace August 28, 2004

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

distraction condoms by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Distraction Halo 

1. Two (or three or four) teams of two (usually consisting of a guy and a girl but can be guy-guy or girl-girl) play Halo matchmaking Slayer. The team that is winning has one member (the one who is playing) receiving oral. When that player starts losing the oral stops and the new winner gets oral from their partner.
2. A Sex Game

"We played distraction halo last night and I won in multiple ways. ;)"

Distraction Halo by CreatorofDistractionHaloDuck April 14, 2009

cultural distraction 

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.

"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.

cultural distraction by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015

destructosaurus 

Perhaps the most destructive force ever to roam the earth, Addie

Destructosaurus, you broke my glove compartment!

destructosaurus by Noahlein May 4, 2008

Distrubtion 

The magical land where the demigod, Nasty Man, rules with a firm but kind heart. It is a wondrous kingdom filled with folklore and breathtaking landscapes. The citizens of Distrubtion are known for their prowess and skill in creating miracles of technology.

Super wicked busy banging out tech wonders on the floor in Distrubtion.

Distrubtion by Wboy August 30, 2012