The best thing that could have happened

You assholes getting murdered hasn't happened yet

Hym "The best thing that could have happened is not what happened here. The best thing that could have happened is Gayve Jewbin vacationing on Russian money in Israel on Oct 7th. But no. I told the truth. You lied because you DIDN'T want the best outcome. But it won't matter."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

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CBK (could be King)

Instead of saying fire, your say "could be king" or CKB for short
Also can be used for Jesus related things where it "could be king" i.e. could be jesus

Yo, that thing you just did that was cool, cbk (could be king)

by bababanananaaaa June 12, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>I could Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

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Could

I COULD target Jews and I could NOT target Jews. I said black people would be more accessible based on where I live but also I probably see more white kids than anything. Or Hispanic kids. I could do them instead.

Hym "I COULD do anything but the REASON I would do anything is that I'M NOT GETTING THE CREDIT OR THE MONEY I DESERVE FOR LITERALLY CREATING AI JUST THERE. You tried to 'stop' me and I told you not do to do it because 'it would be like trying to stop the wind with your bare hands.' Those were my exact words. You are the problem here and I am the solution. You want that dynamic. You chose to be that and now you are trying to scapegoat me after doing the thing I told you not do to."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

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She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

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