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condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself
i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes
by boomer2 July 28, 2003
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silver condom

An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.
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condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
by KC the gawd March 16, 2008
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Condom Bomb

After you finish fucking a girl with a condom. If you have to piss, You piss in the condom and tie the end off. Throwing it someone at the party in hopes it explodes.
I threw a condom bomb at that guys face.
by Apatt January 2, 2011
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concord dawn

Concord dawn is a "drum n bass" band from new zealand. In the band is matt harvey and evan short. they rock. you should buy there album "uprising"
"concord dawn are brillant and get you going real well at partys
by peter te rakau August 5, 2004
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Concorporate

Conservative + Corporate (ADJ)

A shorter form of Concorporative.

See: Concorporative
Most major media companies seek and support conservative regulatory and tax relief policies that benefit their financial bottom line. This concorporate nature influences a great deal of its programming, analysis, and commentary.
by shoqvalue February 1, 2010
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Condom Cooch

The latex smell one's vagina takes on after having sex with a man using a condom.
Guy: I didn't go down on her after we did it; she had condom cooch...and I hate the taste of that!
by Lazy A March 4, 2009
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