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Concidence

The fusion of the words convenience and coincidence.
That is, a convenient coincidence.
Well, wasn't that a concidence?
by Tanja-Amalie June 26, 2007
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Human Centipad

Another ingenues invention by Apple and Steve Jobs. This new product incorporated an Iphone 4, and Ipad 3G. It was capable of "reading" through the help of a middle aged asian man, a 10 year old by, and a middle aged woman all surgically fused ass to mouth. It was rumored that the Iphone was duck taped the the forehead of the asian man. While the Ipad was duck taped to the butt of the woman.

Unfortunately, this product only made it through preliminary testing after it was recalled the day of its revealing to the general public at a Best Buy, Dr. Phil special. Where they gave the new product to an abused 10 year old boy, who claimed to be "fucked" by him mother.

Steve Jobs has yet to make a public statement.
Asian Man: Im so hungry! should I eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus? Or the Vanilla Paste?

10 Year Old Boy: Vanilla Paste! Vanilla Pasteeee!

Asian Man: OK! I will eat the Cuddle Fish and Asparagus!

Human Centipad: Yumm Yumm Yumm, sd;fjdsf, fsdjkfd, ;lkjdsf, eeerreekkkk, Beep.
by losebagman May 24, 2011
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Continental

To use fancy words, catch phrases, and overly pronounced foreign words that makes one appear to be worldly traveled and high class.
Clerk: Welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you?

Vic: I'll have a small coffee and cheese danish.

Don: I'll take a Bacon, Gouda Cheese & Egg Frittata on Artisan Roll and a Venti Caramel Brulée Latte.

Vic: That's very continental.
by Blumperton January 19, 2011
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Continental United States

Our 48 states not including Alaska and Hawaii. The above definition is wrong, Alaska is not part of the continental United States
by alex14 July 2, 2006
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centimeter

centimeter is a misspelling of centimetre
100 centimetres is 1 metre in length
Those Americans spell it centimeter, but we call it a centimetre
by Avoura December 28, 2005
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Continue-tox

When you keep drinking the next day to avoid a hangover, such that you continue the process of toxification (opposed to "detox").
I could feel the onset of a hangover when I woke up, so I chugged a beer to continue-tox.
by ApeBrains September 3, 2021
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ADAA Continuation Rule 113D

When a final play elimination has occurred, the player who threw the eliminating ball steps and or crosses the denoted yellow center half court line. Crossing the center line results in a double fault. The player that was struck by the eliminating ball is therefore no longer eliminated, and the match proceeds immediately into sudden death elimination. In sudden death elimination, only striking an opposing player eliminates them; catching the ball does nothing. Both players feet must remain in the triangle at all times. Each player may throw the ball at any time after the referee calls the in-game restart.
-ADAA Continuation Rule 113D
Cotton McKnight – “I don’t believe it folks, Sudden Death. Well, let me tell ya. A double fault final play elimination hasn’t occurred since the Helsinki episode of 1919, and I think we all remember how that turned out.”
by Chip "Conan" Whitley December 4, 2021
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