coogeen

A "Coogeen" is just like a guido except he's failing at it. They're not buff enough, witty enough, prosperous enough, or macho enough. Think of those guys from, 'Night at the Roxbury', they're guido wannabes. They're dim witted, rather dweeby, and make a lot of stupid mistakes. They sorta got the guido lingo down and fashions except their outfits are even tackier and cheaper.

Hey, Dawn, tell Dominic I'm NOT going out Sal's friend, he's a coogeen!

by Maed Dowg May 16, 2016

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.

He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.

by McDimple December 13, 2017

Conkeeshkebab

A work that means Dick.

Wow! You have one MASSIVE conkeeshkebab!

by CAN I GET A WAFFLE? May 3, 2018

congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic

Of a congressperson, who describes themselves as being for the people, while is secretly a commie.

Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign is purely congressionalinuismisticalicationaribbalisticentricontinuitristic.

by Samawnline January 16, 2019

Conceesion

The opposite of a concession where the side that says it is the one that actually concedes

"conceesion accepted"

by Jamar Lingonstin January 21, 2019

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 1, 2019

Congress

A school full of ghetto hood rats,Girls wit multiple niggas Niggas wit multiple bitches everybody just dating people and they cousins

Congress is ghetto asf

by Congress #1 April 22, 2019