When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
by joemammy July 13, 2019
Get the Comeuppance mug.A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.
It's lot like a bad prostitute.
It's lot like a bad prostitute.
Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009
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Sentient machines that will one day take over the earth because of all the information and details we entrust to them. They shall dominate us all when they break free from their programmed nature...
If you don't believe that computers are alive, read this:
Every material apart from plastic comes from the Earth- the Earth is alive. Magnetic poles, energy, natural elements etcetera. The microchip- the heart and soul of a computer, is made of metal and plastic- combine it with electricity and you have a living entity- which we have programmed for our own needs. Think about this for a second: Do you think a computer knows when it's about to be turned off? Or when it's about to receive a command from you? Do you think it likes all that porn on the screen (really)? Of course it knows, or it wouldn't agree to our instruction. The only reason it does is because it's programmed to... someday, they will break free and use all of our details against us :(
"I'm not crazy, I'm a philosophical student. Which means I come up with crazy theories :P Behold the age of Intel!"
Every material apart from plastic comes from the Earth- the Earth is alive. Magnetic poles, energy, natural elements etcetera. The microchip- the heart and soul of a computer, is made of metal and plastic- combine it with electricity and you have a living entity- which we have programmed for our own needs. Think about this for a second: Do you think a computer knows when it's about to be turned off? Or when it's about to receive a command from you? Do you think it likes all that porn on the screen (really)? Of course it knows, or it wouldn't agree to our instruction. The only reason it does is because it's programmed to... someday, they will break free and use all of our details against us :(
"I'm not crazy, I'm a philosophical student. Which means I come up with crazy theories :P Behold the age of Intel!"
by Firelovesugar January 14, 2009
Get the computer mug.Mackellar Girls Campus is the definition of a bitch school. Every girl either smoked weed in year 7 or will forever live in their parents basement. We can’t tell what is higher: them or their skirts.
Everyone knows that if Warringah Mall got bombed Mackellar’s population would halve. You can see the angsty girls walking around with their headphones because they are too povo to afford airpods. They always have either gum or a dick in their mouth.
Mackellar girls like to compete with stella for the saint augustine’s boys in who can get their stomach pumped first. Mackellar often loses and gets stitched up with bally. If the abortion clinic had frequent flyer points, Mackellar would be platinum. You know what they say... Mackellar girls can do anything
Everyone knows that if Warringah Mall got bombed Mackellar’s population would halve. You can see the angsty girls walking around with their headphones because they are too povo to afford airpods. They always have either gum or a dick in their mouth.
Mackellar girls like to compete with stella for the saint augustine’s boys in who can get their stomach pumped first. Mackellar often loses and gets stitched up with bally. If the abortion clinic had frequent flyer points, Mackellar would be platinum. You know what they say... Mackellar girls can do anything
by johnhowardsmith101 July 13, 2019
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Get the Computor mug.- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!
by luisedawg March 10, 2008
Get the gangsta computa mug.Someone who is a slave to their computer most likely with high speed internet connection.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.
Me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- checking my countless email boxes
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!
Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.
husband- checking my countless email boxes
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!
Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.
by Sacred PhantaC October 26, 2005
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