cocker

A type of cat who is weight challenged and who is black and white.

That cat on the ground is such a cocker that it can't even jump up on the fence.

by Jaclyn July 2, 2004

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

Cocker

A Cocker is someone who is being an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag, or basically a d**k. This can be used an insult towards someone, or you can use it to confuse someone who is insulting you. You can also use this to insult someone, but if they don't know the insult you can do it possibly in front of them, and they may have no idea what a cocker is.

"God, you're such a douchebag, man."
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."

(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...

by Nepeta Zahhak July 7, 2015

Brock Cocked

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

by ReZeroX June 22, 2008

Cockerdoodle

A cockerdoodle is a very tasty dick. Best compared to a room temperature toaster strudel. All men shall strive to achieve a cockerdoodle. On a scale 1-10 of how good his dick was cockerdoodle would most definitely be 69.

Becky, “How was that dick appointment”, Janice, “OMG total cockerdoodle.”

by Cocker doodle July 30, 2018

cockerknocker

a large dog, cat, and giraffe mixed together

that is a very large cockerknocker

by hippolito June 22, 2008