Chud

A person who consistently makes the worst possible decision, radiates unearned confidence, and somehow leaves every room slightly more annoying than when they entered. Often found arguing about things they know nothing about or acting like they’re the main character when they’re clearly an NPC.

“Rachel’s a fucking chud. She put metal in the microwave them blamed the fucking microwave”

Chud by atticusIV July 10, 2026

Chud.

An inversion of the natural order.
A man that seeks to be a natural aristocratic Chad but lacks the masculine qualities (intelligence,honour, dignity, strength, integrity)to be such.
The Chud seeks power and authority,but is never fit to have either.
A Chud will typically be given positions of power through nepotism or brown-nosing ,never through competence or merit.

Remus: did you see Justine Trudeau flipping burgers at the Calgary stampede?

Romulus:....ughhhh...what an absolute Chud.

Chud. by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022

CHUD Fingers 

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

CHUD Fingers by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

chud oil 

a term to describe the contents of the male ejacualation.

Dude, I just sprayed my chud oil all over Lisa's face.

chud oil by weiner22 February 10, 2008

chud butter 

the un-acknowledged remains of a womans long day, often taking the form of yellowish cream discharge with a consistancy of old yogurt. typically found in the panties.

i wish that bitch would pick her panties up. her chud butter looks like she fucked a hot dog.

chud butter by WILLISinNOLA November 8, 2007

chud spudnik 

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik

chud spudnik by Chud spudnik March 20, 2018

chud-baby 

A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.

No two humans exist that could naturally spawn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.

chud-baby by Michael Hellbacon July 21, 2008