Definitions by wafflefryconsumer
chud
a lazy person who dont shower or go places and sits in their bed all day eating and probably scrolling on tiktok brainrot. adult chuds usually dont have jobs and live with their mom because they are afraid of employment. and while kid/teen chuds do go to school because their parents probably force them to, they skip every class to continue their chuddery.
a common type of chud is the sweaty 40 year old dads who watch pre-recorded football all day and become really emo when their favorite team loses. however chuds arent always adults, they can also be little kids, usually the ones who waste all their mom's money on Steal a Brainrot.
just a warning, if you meet a chud in person their hand is probably covered in cheezy dorito dust.
a common type of chud is the sweaty 40 year old dads who watch pre-recorded football all day and become really emo when their favorite team loses. however chuds arent always adults, they can also be little kids, usually the ones who waste all their mom's money on Steal a Brainrot.
just a warning, if you meet a chud in person their hand is probably covered in cheezy dorito dust.
Not a chud 1: omg look at him hes such a chud
Not a chud 2: i heard he ate 5 bags of cheezy doritos in 1 sitting!
Not a chud 1: omg i bet he doesnt have a job either LOL!
*meanwhile*
Chud: NOOO THE BENGALS LOST!!!! YOURE STILL YOURE STILL A TRAITOOOOOOOOOOR
Not a chud 2: i heard he ate 5 bags of cheezy doritos in 1 sitting!
Not a chud 1: omg i bet he doesnt have a job either LOL!
*meanwhile*
Chud: NOOO THE BENGALS LOST!!!! YOURE STILL YOURE STILL A TRAITOOOOOOOOOOR
chud by wafflefryconsumer August 12, 2026
blox
while a lot of people associate it with Roblox, it was originally supposed to mean "blocks" however people got lazy and added an X because it sounds the same as the C-K-S
Timmy's mom: what do u want for christmas
Little timmy: I want new buildin blox
Timmy's mom: that's not how you spell blocks
Little timmy: I don't give a crap
Little timmy: I want new buildin blox
Timmy's mom: that's not how you spell blocks
Little timmy: I don't give a crap
blox by wafflefryconsumer June 29, 2026
february 13
the day of many mistakes , including my birth
if you are born on this date, nobody ever remembers your birthday and its worse when you don't have a valentine
but it's fine because you're still epic
if you are born on this date, nobody ever remembers your birthday and its worse when you don't have a valentine
but it's fine because you're still epic
some random person: oh you're born on february 13?? thats a day before valenti-
me: *slaps in the face*
me: *slaps in the face*
february 13 by wafflefryconsumer March 19, 2026