Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Choring

Continuous verb form for the act of doing chores.

Girlfriend: Hey babe, what are you up to?
Boyfriend: I'm being a responsible boyfriend and choring it up, honey!

by gutti_bear December 26, 2019

wet colin

Individual taking a poo with the door open gets doused with a large amount of ice and water.

R. Bernard Garcia was also the victim of a wet colin.

by Agiriga April 25, 2008

colin

Usually male who suffers from greats amount of stress from the continuous mispronunciation of the name, and often referred to the second to last part of the digestive system: COLON.
Name often chosen for very pale Caucasians who end up looking like shrimp first time out in the sun every summer.

Hey Colin, dude, i think you need some sunscreen.

by cockgobbler1 December 14, 2008

colin

usually an irish/asian guy who hides his true feelings. His love for someone is very complex. He may love a certain person, but another close person even more without showing any emotion towards that person.

colin has always wanted to be with Teresea, but secretely with Gessie.

by Sarah December 13, 2004

Choking on oxygen

To fail at something very simple.

Team A were choking on oxygen when asked to write down their names

by Charkie40 May 7, 2015

Choking the Chicken

To kill a chicken by strangulation

Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003