choad

a short fat cock
a neek

hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad

by naked old man September 25, 2006

chodangle

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much

Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.

by Matt June 19, 2006

Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.

The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.

by LovingSkull November 3, 2005

choad

a dick wider then its length

i do not like people who have a choad

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

choad

A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
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By the way, Turner has a choad.

At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*

by Al the ass kicka May 30, 2006

choda

(n.) how children with a speech impediment say soda

Mommy, may I have a taste of your choda, please?

by Richard Simmons December 14, 2004

choad

a penis thicker that it is long, sometimes resembling a small pepperoni pizza

my choad is thicker than a pie, but thinner than a penny

by dafadfasdf May 22, 2003