Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009

honky beater

A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.

Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.

by duke5572 October 24, 2006

bleather

(ble-thir)) Dalect Cheifly Scot.- !. person who chatters incessantly; someone who babbles on and on ("That wee yin o' yours is a bleather mouth yea").

Reference: Spirit Design

"Oh for hevens sakes your just a wee bleather, talk, talk, talk, talk!"
OR
"all you do is babble your such a bleather"

by MCMB December 26, 2008

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Coon Beater

Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH

JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?

Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!

by chrispytits December 9, 2008

mouth breather

A person of inferior intellect that lacks the faculties to recognize he is breathing heavily through his drooping open mouth; one who watches Fox News and Nascar with religious zeal.

Donnie shops at Evil-Mart like all the other mouth breathers.

by Joe Flood September 13, 2007

beater

A slacker. Also: smart-mouthed punk, loser, cheapskate, lazy mofo. Notorious for trying to look cool whilst loitering, spitting, smoking, leaning, and/or being in a "band". A beater usually has more bark than bite and will back down if challenged.

"Look at those posers! What a bunch of beaters!"

by M. Payne January 16, 2008