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butt trumpet

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::
by litchick48 July 27, 2010
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Butt Slug

A butt slug is a slow moving, small piece of poop that takes forever to force out. It leaves your ass as fast as a slug would...very slowly. It can sometimes look slimy in the water and leave a trail on the toilet when flushed. Unfortunately, when you pour salt on a butt slug, it does not melt.
An example of a butt slug would be a small, slow moving piece of slimy poop that takes forever to force out and leaves a trail on the toilet when flushed.
by The Great Bmac of the 215 January 12, 2009
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Butt-Sex-A-Saurus

A type of dinosaur from the Jurassic period that often received anal sex from every other dinosaur in the immediate vicinity.
It was often taboo back in those days as there was a disease known as DAIDS, or dino-AIDS. It is rumored to be the cause of the dinosaur extinction, even more so than an ice age.
Oh my GOD! Littlefoot! Stop receiving anal sex from that sharptooth! You don't want to be known as a Butt-Sex-A-Saurus, do you?
by InSilverFlames July 27, 2008
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butt acne

acne found on the buttocks region, often discomforting. Some may find it embarrassing.
Misty has more butt acne than grandma.
by zerdith May 9, 2006
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butt dragon

Awe, shit, I just went into that porta-potty and some jerk left a humongus butt dragon right next to the seat.
by pakedaddy January 1, 2008
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butt stomp

Blunt force trauma resulting from someone's ass plummeting towards the target at high velocity. The impact is usually devastating and potentially life-threatening.
You think butt stomp sounds gay? Well, you won't think so with my ass flying into your ribs at Mach 2!
by GrandPooba1024 October 10, 2008
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Butt Tug

A man on man sexual act committed by one typically wearing bedazzled jeans and frosted tips involving another usually wearing an affliction shirt laying on his back flat with his boner turned on. The self claiming "cuck liberal" hovers over the soy guzzling liberals cock and eventually clinches onto his floppy fuck stick trying to lift him off the ground with pure strength of anus. Usually committed in such places as new York, San Francisco and scottsdale.
Guy 1- where's the men's bathroom At?
Guy 2- you don't want to know, there's a butt tug marathon and you can't handle it.
by No name nixon February 12, 2018
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