Assum

Short term for “or something”

Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum

by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022

Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)

I’ll take your assumance over a guess

by grilledchessy September 25, 2022

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022

assumation

An assumation is when you accuse someone of something, w/o knowing if its a fact

stop making assumations about him, you've never talked to him before

by Davide____0 November 3, 2022

assmeme

a meme about asses

Guy 1:do you like assmemes?
Guy 2:i do, i even make assmemes

by Oyeoye February 5, 2023

Assumptive

To constantly be assuming, to take for granted, to make an ass out of you and me

Everyone was assumptive over that odd lady, and they stole her car to see what she has.
They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.

One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.

by User 18888 February 5, 2023

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023