The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"
by Furrylover69 October 28, 2018
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He like to annoy diabetic kids (John KFC Breen).Usually half gay and his bro look like he did 10 years in jail and got freed from beating up the guards. :)
Alex D=gay lord xd
He like to annoy diabetic kids (John KFC Breen).Usually half gay and his bro look like he did 10 years in jail and got freed from beating up the guards. :)
Alex D=gay lord xd
by yeetocus November 8, 2018
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Get the Alexandra mug.A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket
Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks
*later by text to his friends*
Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks
*later by text to his friends*
Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!
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Get the Alexander Hamilton mug.Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.
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Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?
Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!
Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!
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