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BoOtyliciOus Asian

A bootylicious Asian woman, usually having an athletic , well-proportional physique, very horny and from China, Japan or Korea, with a carefree persona, usually wearing thot shorts or washed out light-blue hoe shorts or super-tight hot shorts with sneakers (with or without socks) or high-heels or flip-flops, every day in situations that may seem inappropriate or appropriate despite whomever is present or whoever she is with.
1) When five Asian girls walk into the club on a Friday night and two of them have a fat-ass and look athletic, wearing thot shorts.

2)You're having dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant and this BoOtyliciOus Asian girl inadvertently bumps her ass against the back of your head as she's squeezing between you and another occupied chair. As you turn around to see what hit you, you blurt out: "DAMN, your Asian, and BoOtyliciOus; DAMN!!! -- At this point, she might give you her number and say something, like: "I'm new to America, here my number, I need help with English. Need friends. Okay, you call." -- At this point, no matter where you are in your relationship with your current girlfriend, you take her number, throw money on the table and run after that BoOtyliciOus Asian Goddess.

3) Steven: Yo Al!!

Alvin: What dude?!

Steven: Checkout that oriental on your left.

Alvin: I got to slow down. -- DAMN!!!! She's BoOtyliciOus! Haven't seen a BoOtyliciOus Asian in this part of town. And she's fit too. I'm going to turn around and bag another.

Steven: Dude, she's wearing hoe shorts; she's probably a thot.

Alvin: No, she's wearing hot shorts.

Steven: Wtf! How you know this shit?

Alvin: My girlfriend is BoOtyliciOus, she's Asian and I brought her hot shorts yesterday, on the same day I met her.
by Psychic Chun-Li December 13, 2018
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Me'Asia

Me'Asia is the greatest friend you will ever have. She always has a great attitude and a good outlook on life. She is very attractive. You may even fall in love with her. She is the best girl friend you can have. She has the best smile. She will make you laugh even when you do not want to. She will often hang out with her friends and push them beyond their comfort zones. You cannot be anti-social around her. Likes to hang around with guys with the name Garrett.
Me'Asia is the best friend I could ever have.
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Dirty Little Asian

Someone who fantasizes about carrying out sexual acts or fetishes that are popular in Asian culture. i.e. sniffing a girls underwear that has been worn for an extended period of time.
Eugene: I want to sniff Julia's panties.
Cathy: Stop that, what would your wife say you Dirty Little Asian!
by Chu Mei May 19, 2017
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jerry the asian man

Jerry the asian man is the best sort of man there is. jerry the asian man is calm and smart
by BigSee November 13, 2018
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Asian Girls

The best type of girl there is. Considered more attractive than the average Caucasian girl. Your average Asian girl has strait, black, silky hair; beautiful, almond shaped eyes; a warm skin tone; and a perfect, lean figure. A lot of Asian girls lack cartilage (rubbery tissue simaler to bone) in their noses, which causes it to look flat, or, "squished" (I think it looks cute ;). They're stereotyped to have no breasts, but you can rest assured that this is false. Just like any other race, there are, sadly, girls who just never developed a chest. Anyway, most Asian girls are very patient, and hard to piss off. If you get the chance to date one, for God sakes don't push your luck. If you make one cry, you'll never forgive yourself. I PROMISE YOU THAT. Well anyway, I personally love Asian girls and think they should be treated with respect. Their the best women you could ever ask for.
An Asian is someone who is of Asian decent. When someone refers to an Asian person, they usually mean someone with ancestry from eastern Asia: China, Japan, Korea, etc.

Asian girls just rock!
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Asian Parents

utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.
Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!

You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!

F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.

You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?

F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.

You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!

F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!

You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!

POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009
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