Alternapunk

Music that is not punk rock, and not alternative rock. Lighter than punk, but heavier than alternative.

Blink 182 and Green Day are examples of Alternapunk

by Jayson Vester November 29, 2003

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

Alternachav

These people who turn up every now and then to alternative venues becuase they think its for them (for the night, as the rock chick look is in this week!). They come complete in the "right" outfit, generic baggy jeans/a rocking kilt(very punk!) a top from eg-New Look that says something like "punk rock chick" on it. They might also be wearing stripey socks and have recently dyed their hair black, or be wearing a hat, possibly a trucker cap. All the other time they can be found living chavish lives, and wont openly admit to people they think about "alternativeness", just as at an alternative venue they wont admit to liking anything except err umm greenday! they rock!

Alternichav:"Hi I'm Amanda, its my first time down here"
Club goer:"Hi there, what kinda music you like?"
Alternichav:"Umm, you know, like punk rock"
Club goer:"Oh, whose your favourite band?"
Alternichav:"Busted! They totally rock! Boys with guitars are gods!"
Club goer:"goodbye"

by emo_racoon January 15, 2005

meat alternatives

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

by AYB May 4, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Alternative Bitch

emo mixed with indie
they try to be scene kids
like to think there 'hardcore' by listening to post-hardcore, which is NOT real hardcore at all.
they don't like tattoos and anything to do with the real hardcore scene. and like to wear scarfs.

Alternative Bitch 1: "i have a pic of me in a granny scarf."

Alternative Bitch 2: "omg ur so hardcore! XD"

by DeathFromAbove21212 October 17, 2008

alternadude

Noun. - A male (usually young, bourgeois) who considers himself removed from the mainstream, yet is actually rooted quite firmly in it. Prone to posting Bob Dylan lyrics as status updates on Facebook, owning several pairs of Converse shoes and swearing by his copy of "Fight Club".

An alternachick is a female version of an alternadude; the concept is the same but the symptoms may vary. Alternachicks like antique shopping, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and 'photography'.

The terms are often used derisively and in a condescending manner. Often coupled with ironic remarks.

Oh, yeah, Jake's a real alternadude. Spent all lunch trying to impress me with his theories on "Donnie Darko".

Did you see Lois's latest Facebook pictures? They're just a bunch of empty chairs with all this filtering crap going on. She's such an alternachick, that one.

by 11redred11 November 12, 2010