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T.M.I
The T.M.I scale was implemented long ago to assure that each and every American could accurately measure their junk.
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Straight-forward measurements of a penis size don't really matter. What does matter is:
(Length x Diameter) + (Weight/Girth) all divided by the angle of the tip squared.
This formula gives you the adjusted penis size or T.M.I
The national average of an adjusted penis size is currently 1.5 inches.
However, there has been much dispute as to the correct formula for calculating adjusted penis size. Doctor of sexuality and behaviour, Rebecca Turnade believes the formula to be:
(Length x Girth / Angle of shaft) / (Mass / Width).
This formula has since been the 100% proven accurate formula.
Recent studies have shown there to be a direct correlation between anger and T.M.I
Anger = (Length x Width / Mass ^2 - Shaft Angle) + YAW
Randy has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
Its angle is 32 degrees
Its flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter
His balls are 7cm from the base
Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4cm to penis right, and its dead weight is 4.5kg
Randy has an adjusted penis size of 6.3 inches. Randy's length is 4.4 inches but his T.M.I (adjusted length) is 6.3
TMZ
A website/TV show run by people who wish they were as famous and desired as the pinky fingers of the people they so ardently bash.
Portly female TMZ employee eating a 1/2 lb piece of birthday cake: Did you see that picture of Britney Spears outside the Starbucks on Rodeo? SHE'S SO FAT!!
Middle-aged male TMZ employee with hair plugs: God, Dustin Hoffman looks so old!
Morbidly obese 20-something male TMZ employee with acne: lawlz, in this picture, Paris Hilton has a dimple of cellulite on the back of her left thigh! What a fatass!
Middle-aged male TMZ employee with hair plugs: God, Dustin Hoffman looks so old!
Morbidly obese 20-something male TMZ employee with acne: lawlz, in this picture, Paris Hilton has a dimple of cellulite on the back of her left thigh! What a fatass!
TMZ by slinkychang August 14, 2008
tmfi
tmfi by sexiikid41 July 7, 2008
tmb
Paul: Wow! Remember that really fun time we had at that party?
Erica: Yeah! Tmb.
Andrea: Tmb to freshman year...we were so weird!
Michelle: Omg seriously do NOT tmb.
Erica: Yeah! Tmb.
Andrea: Tmb to freshman year...we were so weird!
Michelle: Omg seriously do NOT tmb.
tmb by mildredthecar April 4, 2015
TMI Turkey
The act of holding up the palm of your hand and spreading out all five fingers, while placing your other hand in the center of the opposite palm with fingers spread, with your thumb sticking straight up resembling a turkey. To explain in hand motion, when someone has given you Too Much Information.
TMI Turkey by Joshua Nelson March 7, 2007