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parking lot pimping 

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
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vip parking 

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.
Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.
vip parking by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006
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parking in the rear 

butt sex
the sign says: $5 parking in the rear
parking in the rear by megin September 17, 2003

Parker Girl 

They are the most awesome girl ever!! They funny, nice and really pretty...
That Parker Girl last night was AMAZING!!
Parker Girl by Nick Lee Wallace August 6, 2011

parker lewis 

(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"
parker lewis by kegdude May 26, 2004

Parkland 

An extremly rich community located in south florida, and is known for its horrible police, and overly new-yorkian population, which basically means its filled with a bunch of arrogant arses
Hey there Kevin, would you enjoy another street named after you, or would you prefer another car for your 11th birthday?
Parkland by Clamity May 3, 2005

Weekend Parking 

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(
Weekend Parking by kikic33 July 17, 2011