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cum guff 

A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen
Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff
cum guff by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017
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CUM DAM:
When you creampie a gallon (or less, but no less than 2 quarts) so the semen stays in the vagina. Then, when you retract the penis, all of the semen ejected into the vagina flows out very slowly, but not too slow. (the penis acts as the dam)
Man 1: How was Jamie last night?
Man 2: Oh she was great, I did a cum dam all up in her. She was moaning, while cum was flowing out of her.
Man 1: That sounds good. (Lenny face)
cum dam by v3stis July 28, 2017

Cum Gargling Vaginasaur 

A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.
Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!

Cum Buger 

If you already know what the meaning is, well you've done an exceptional job!!!

During oral sex when you put your heart and soul into it... While doing the said act, u manage to force some of your partner's love jucie and an abundance of saliva into your nose...Or your partner facefucks you or grinded them selves upon your unsuspecting face and nose.

So after the act you MUST go and blow your nose freeing your Cum Burgers
1.Dude last night I was going to town on this squishy chic. She really grinded my face till I had cum burgers.

2.I couldn't believe the size of the cum burgers I had after that super sloppy BJ!!

Cum Bugers: The abundance of cum and saliva that builds up in your nose after wilder and crazy sex.
Cum Buger by E515071 August 19, 2017
When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat
Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed
cum choke by ToothPuller September 21, 2017

cum divots 

Small dimples on a womens thigh; denotes the amount of whoring she has contributed to this world.
Hey, Eric. I bet that girl gets around. She has a lot of cum divots.
cum divots by Jchmbrs September 23, 2017