Collasterbation

The act in which to collaborate with one’s self

I’ve came up with many great ideas following my collasterbation session

by Scottis2hottis February 7, 2023

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Colleen

Defines her self worth, through her unequivocal love for the color palette of the nails of her pet Iguanas, Tom, Clavical and Kirsten. She once took a trip to Jamaica and came back with a pack of smokes and a surfboard. Unable to navigate the depths of the Carrribean Sea, she hopped a board a jet ski with Micheal Macintyre and his trust side kick, Mr Giggles. With great care and duress, she managed to carry the Empire State Building out the way of the mighty fist of Godzilla.

Hello Colleen
Its Coolleen, not Colleen. GET IT RIGHT

by Mr Mingles March 2, 2023

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Coles Sister

The sexiest hottest girl alive

that girl is as slutty as coles sister

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College

1. Where high schoolers think they wanna be, but couldn't be farther from the truth.
2. Where 18-22 year olds lose their sanity and will to live daily.
3. A great place to avoid.

11th grader: Ugh I can't wait for college! It's going to be so fun and freeing!
College Junior: shut up kid, you don't know crap.

by ophie.f April 24, 2023

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Collassed

The act of hitting another person with and object which will inflict pain and suffering

Naysharn "collassed" Oliver yesterday

by Silversdriley May 2, 2023

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college louise wegmann

amazing school that has the best councillor

do you attend a class at college louise wegmann

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college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

by Millsygirl May 6, 2023

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