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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011
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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
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Boner

Boner With one N, Is a male or female with stong bones who has a lot of calcium and LOVES drinking milk 🥛 ❤ 🥛

For the first time A Programmer Called Daniel William Sooman Also known as Dani, DaniDev or Milkman Dani (born in June 15, 1997)
Wow, Thats A True Boner
by Fatih Shtavica November 23, 2021
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Boner line

The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones
Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE

Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN

Streety: MISSION
by Your Lord and Saviour May 20, 2023
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whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.
Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner
by SmashTheState May 22, 2023
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moist boner

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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