Definitions by JLLee

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

Boner hostage by JLLee September 5, 2011

Emotional dump 

Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.

Jill called today and took the longest emotional dump on me.

Emotional dump by JLLee February 24, 2010