Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.
Jill called today and took the longest emotional dump on me.
February 24, 2010
Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
September 03, 2011