pointy boner

when you sharpen you dick with a pencil sharpener or a razor blade

I was so bored on the weekend i gave my dog a pointy boner.

by Rupert Hannibal Queefeater March 09, 2023

Boner Fuel

1. When a person boasts about another person's greatness or ability.

2. When a person makes another person look or seem better then the rest.

Wow, Ed's friends are like pawns, they boner fuel him then wonder why he gets all the ass.

Boner fueling other guys is a great way to get them laid and for you to be empty-handed.

by Truth55 February 04, 2009

Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.

We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!

by Watermelon seeds March 15, 2018

Boner Bait

When a guy uses a girl to get off without fucking her often associated with fuckboys

Keith : last night I boner baited Liza
Seth : nice

by Not that slim shady June 30, 2017

Boner Bait

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.

Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did

by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015

vulner boner

Any erection that is vulnerable to attack or an erection that is vulnerable during any situation at any place or time.

Wrestling with my girlfriend turned me on, only problem, she almost kicked me in my vulner boner .

by Rumham frank December 27, 2015

Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.

Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.

by Cheese Chunder October 25, 2022